Piede, McKailey, and Off Topic: What Goes On.

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Piede, McKailey, and Off Topic: What Goes On.

Post  spinnythings on Tue Jun 28, 2011 2:56 pm

This is flat out weird. Putting it up anyways. by cannedgoods

Piede was strolling down the red brick road, passing the sign that said, "Welcome to Off Topic!". He was selling dental floss. He loved to sell dental floss. In fact, he often imagined a female made of dental floss as his.... piece? For jerkking. He was holding his box of dental floss, chasing WishGranter.
"HEY! HEY YOU... GETMAH DENTAL FLOSS ONLY TWENTY DOLLARS IT LOVE YOU LONG TIME!"
All of this sudden, he dropped his dental floss as a sensation came over his body. Warmth traveled from his toes to his eyebrows slowly. Suddenly, fireworks exploded around him and a blue-ish light came from over his head.
He looked up.
"Top 25 Poster"

(Isn't that the thing that always switches between McKailey and piede? ((Top 25 Poster)) or is it 50? I don't care. I'll just say it's 25.)


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Post  spinnythings on Tue Jun 28, 2011 2:56 pm

A grin crept onto his face and he started spinning crazily, throwing dental floss at passing OTers. He was spinning through streets and alleyways when someone stuck out their foot and he went sprawling into a pile of garbage. He looked up, wiping a brown mysterious liquid from the trash away from his eyes.
"Ugghh... Trash juice..."
McKailey was leaning against the wall, smiling ominously.
"Nice Poster badge you have there..."
He felt someone haul him up and a hood was slipped over his head.
He couldn't hear her complete her sentence.
He was knocked out before that.
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Post  spinnythings on Tue Jun 28, 2011 2:57 pm

When piede woke up, the glowing was over his head still. It flickered feebly as he almost passed out from shock. He recognized this place.
It was his bed.
He was tied down in prone position.
McKailey walked through the door, two demonic hench-men with her.
The demonic henchmen were at least seven feet tall, and very muscular. They had very sharp, curved canines and no lower jaw. Their forked tongues lay loosely against their chins. They were naked except for a rag-cloth around their waist.

(Very Happy)- This stuff is made by author, which is NOT me.
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Post  spinnythings on Tue Jun 28, 2011 3:28 pm

McKailey spoke in a rasping language to one of the demons and twirled her finger. A red and black, long plastic cylinder appeared in her hand. She pressed a button on the back and the front slid out and it started vibrating wildly.
"Hey... Piedeeeeeeeee..... Just for fun, do you know the guy John Holmes? Johnny Wadd? Died of AIDS?"
"N-no..." He barely managed to get the word out. He knew what was going to happen.
"He was a porn star. Famous because his man-meat was fourteen inches long. I'm about to introduce you to fourteen inches."
She bent down briefly.
"Hm.. This will be a rude awakening to your poop-chute, I suppose."
He started squirming, but couldn't do anything about it as she plunged it in to the hilt. There was a squelching noise as she slid it out and back in repeatedly. He screamed loudly.
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Post  spinnythings on Tue Jun 28, 2011 3:39 pm

After a few minutes of this, one of the demonic henchmen spoke.
"Mistress, Xharvion and I fancy some old in-out-in-out. Would it be a bother?"
She looked at him, and back at the piede, who had been knocked out from the pain.
"No, actually. Feel free. Just wait while I wake him up."
She touched the tool and it turned metal. She went to the outlet and plugged in a device to the outlet. She got the electric clips and clipped it onto the tool.
She went back and pulled the lever.
More screaming.
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Post  spinnythings on Wed Jun 29, 2011 2:19 am

She slid out the tool and the demon that spoke got on his knees and forced piede's knees rudely apart. (He had been trying to keep his legs together.)
"Piede, before this starts, let me tell you something about demon anatomy. Demons are made to come here, serve a witch," she bowed, "and reproduce with a male human. The further they get to 'reproducing', the hotter their male tools become. As they reach 'reproducing' level, it becomes so hot that your poop-chute will be melted together."
He screamed some more as he slid his sixteen-incher into him violently. He slid back slowly, and then forward quicker. Back slowly, forward quicker. At some point, the heat must have ruptured a vein because blood started pouring out. All of this sudden, the demon pulled out and roared, turning to ashes.
Mckailey spoke.
"Alright, we melted it back together, you'll be alive for a while longer.. Just let me.."
She got a knife and stabbed the charred, blackened place where the opening of his poop-chute used to be.
She turned to the other demon.
"Quickly, now, or he'll die before you can reproduce. I'll keep him awake." She attached electric clips to his eyelids and nipples and turned it on high.
The other demon slid in, his knees resting on the crimson flower that was created by the blood flowing from his poop-chute.
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haha

Post  Flo on Wed Jun 29, 2011 9:08 pm

I love how people make mckailey so evil in stories.

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